for all you lexophiles. part II

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2. Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
3. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
4. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
5. California smog test: Can U.C.L.A. ?
6. The butcher backed into the meat grinder machine. He got a little behind in his work.