things i would rather do instead of going to the DMV.
-not go to the dmv.
-wash my hair with shampoo only, no conditioner.
-listen to somebody file their nails.
-watch the george lopez show.
-walk a mile barefoot on the street in mid July in Arizona.
-get papercuts between all of my fingers.
-get a TB shot in between my toes.
-have someone pull off all my toenails with rusty plyers.
-squirt lemon juice into an open wound.
-put nailpolish remover directly into a hang-nail.
-watch tv with the volume on 23.... no, I take that one back.
-play solitaire with a deck of only 48 cards.
-eat beans.
-pluck my arm hair out one by one.
-work overtime.
-watch somebody eat cheesefries on a complete empty stomach.
I'm hoping that by the time I wake up tomorrow, my license will have renewed itself. Pleeeeeeeeeeeease!!
