the best things in life come in pocket form.

Whenever I wander onto a food blog, with fancy pictures and detailed recipes, I can hear my food self-esteem softly cry. So, I thought I would do a How-To myself. BEHOLD! The step by step on how to get the Hot Pocket in your freezer into your belly.

#1: Locate the ingredients.

#2: Prepare Ingredients.

#3: Place in microwave.

#4: Wait. Cooking time- One minute and thirty seconds. A great way to wait for this time to go by is to snack on other things in the pantry.

#5: Bring out of microwave and eat. But not too soon, you don't want to cause second degree burns in your mouth.