i'm starting to think i don't need to sleep.

On Friday morning at work, I found my head bobbing back and forth. You know, the classic bob that happens when you fall asleep while sitting up? Many, many head bobs later, I started thinking about my decision the night before to stay up til 5:18AM when I have to be at work at 8:00AM. (Whyyyyy?) I can be very bad at decision making.

This lead me to think that I rarely sleep anymore, I totaled up my hours of sleep for the week and came up with a grand total of............... TEN HOURS! That's ten hours in one week. It can explain my bizarre behavior, to say the least. Sleeping is indeed delicious, however, I prefer to stay up late. Psh, sleep. Who needs sleep?

Tonight, we ate dinner at my Grandma's. Turkey, mashed potatoes and gravy. Graaaavvyyyyyy.

Today I am grateful for five things:

• Good hair days.
• Three day work weeks - Indiana on Thursday, here we come!
• Sunday dinners with Steve and my family.
• Daylight savings. 
• Our oven. It's a storage unit of dishes til our Landlord fixes our blasted sink. 

ANNOUNCEMENT!  For all you Conan fans: Conan's new show will be on TBS tomorrow night!!

the one where my shower was ruined.

Remember that one time I wished for a genie? Well I thought of another wish I would wish from genie. I wish I could be in the shower all day. You can think this is weird, because it is weird. But I cherish showers the way some cherish their cats.

Tonight, somebody (a very scary somebody) didn't want me to enjoy my nightly shower. Noooo, they didn't just want to ruin my shower, they wanted to torture me, reduce me to tears. There I was--walking down the hall with dreams of the hot water, loofas, brown sugar & fig soaps, etc, and there it was. A colossal, black, long-legged SPIDER, just making it's ugly self comfortable in OUR shower. I wanted to explode with fright. How do you stop an exploding (wo)man? The jerk probably had it planned all along. He knew.

Did it stop there? No, *sniff* it didn't stop there. After getting Steve to vacuum that effer out of my kingdom... err.. my shower, every. single. thing that would graze me, I imagined the most horrendous spider known to my imagination. Every droplet of water tormented me, it changed me! My usual 20-25 minute shower was diminished to a pathetic ten minutes.

Tonight will forever be remembered as: The incident.

Spider: 99 Kaleena: 0