Thursday, September 23, 2010

which is worse: odd numbers or the DMV?

things i would rather do instead of going to the DMV.

-not go to the dmv.
-wash my hair with shampoo only, no conditioner.
-listen to somebody file their nails.
-watch the george lopez show.
-walk a mile barefoot on the street in mid July in Arizona.
-get papercuts between all of my fingers.
-get a TB shot in between my toes.
-have someone pull off all my toenails with rusty plyers.
-squirt lemon juice into an open wound.
-put nailpolish remover directly into a hang-nail.
-watch tv with the volume on 23.... no, I take that one back.
-play solitaire with a deck of only 48 cards.
-eat beans.
-pluck my arm hair out one by one.
-work overtime.
-watch somebody eat cheesefries on a complete empty stomach.
I'm hoping that by the time I wake up tomorrow, my license will have renewed itself. Pleeeeeeeeeeeease!!

6 comments:

Kendra Sue said...

You know 24 is my favorite number and it is even... we can be friends! Really... pluck your arm hair out?

Marie said...

Oh my, good luck!

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hope said...

I would so rather go to the DMV. lol!

Anonymous said...

Hmm I like odd numbers best, I guess i'm just a weirdo :( I think it's because my birthday is 11/9, perhaps. Best wishes at the DMV! I'm sure it won't be quite as terrible as getting your toenails plied off! (Ouchie! Hurts to think about! Haha.)

S said...

That is a brutal list.
The cheese fries one...that'd be tough.
Good luck!

Baby Sister said...

Those would all be pretty rough...but yeah, the DMV is evil...I think more evil than odd numbers. Cheese fries though...ouch. That would hurt.