kaleena and the big bad scary spider.

Last night, if you were sitting in my apartment building's hallway, you would have had a front row seat to....

Kaleena vs Brown Recluse Spider

Round I

I was walking up the stairs to my apartment with a bunch of plastic grocery bags hanging off my arm. Eleven to be exact, it's my new record. As I was looking down, I spotted the bastard. I spotted the Brown Recluse Spider. And as you know, Reader, I am pretty terrified of any bug, mainly spiders. I looked down at my shoes and saw I was only wearing flip flops so stomping it to death was out of the question. I went inside (quicky) and grabbed my only weapon, Windex... as in glass cleaner. I chose this because it would kill the spider and I could aim from a far distance. I went back out to the hall and started spraying and spraying and spraying. The spider kept running which made me want to die. Anyway, what felt like a bajillion sprays later, the spider was finally motionless and what appeared to be dead. The only problem was... as I was spraying it to its death, it crawled up onto my neighbor-across-the-hall's door. So the scene of the crime was all over her door.... her door was covered in Windex with a dead spider stuck on it. 

I didn't want to look like a bigger idiot than I already am by explaining it to her... so I ran into my apartment before she came out. About five minutes later I heard voices in the hall. I peeped out of the peep hole and saw her and a guy looking at the door, confused. I silently laughed to myself, silently pitied myself because I knew this was probably the biggest highlight of my week and then went back to my throne, the couch.

In conclusion:

1. Spiders make me look like I am crazy.

2. I can be an idiot.

3. That spider didn't stand a chance.

4. I know I should do the right thing and explain what happened to my neighbor, but no.

5. When it comes to bugs, I am a coward.

Kaleena: 1 Spider: 0