meow. rawr. lol, jk.

This is me and my niece.

Lola.

FYI: We aren't really cats, those are just stickers. LOL.

Meow.

me and the cat that was sitting by my apartment.

I always knew that talking to a cat in public couldn't end well.... and yesterday I proved this point to be true.

So there I was. Walking to the front door of our building from the back ally. Out of the corner of my eye I saw something sitting and I thought it was a bag or something but it was a cat.

I'm not a cat person (but it depends) but this cat was adorable. It looked like it could be funny too. It was light gray with dark gray stripes and bright green eyes. So I stopped and said in the voices that people talk to animals in, "Hi kitty cat. What are you doing?" and the cat just looked back at me like it was interested. So I said, "Where did you come from kitty cat? Just wanting to sit under some shade?"

[ oh my gosh, this story is making me sound insane ]

The cat just kept staring back at me. So I felt like I should keep saying stuff to it. So I said "You are cute lil kitty cat! ..." just as I was going to finish the sentence, it did a very peculiar blink that looked like it was above the conversation we were having and it looked away as if to say "okay, you are boring me. NEXT."

That's when I said, "Oh, i'm sorry cat, am I boring you?" in a really sassy, Jerry Springer type tone. Just then, I noticed some people were standing not too far away from me.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So, yeah. I'm THAT girl now. The girl that was talking to a cat.

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What?? She is in a relationship with THAT guy??

her name would be pancake.

I don't know when or why it happened...
...but my angst for cats somehow turned into a veiled adoration.
I want this cat. 

I would name her Pancake.

She would sleep at the foot of my bed.
And she would get tangled in my Christmas lights during the holidays.

Look how silly this cats looks! I'm already in love with her.

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What happens when Carlos' girlfriend stands him up for the 3rd time in a row?

Sexy kitty bath time.

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Dr. Dentist Kitty says: "Yep, Mr. O'Lattern, looks like it's exactly what I had suspected. You have a candle in your mouth."

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That time the Robinsons turned the bathroom faucet on and cats came out.

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Ta-da! Now, that you saw me cut myself in half, watch as I put my body back together... but wait, it looks like something good is on TV over there.

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And the award for 'Best Animal Photobomb' goes to...........

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....I dunno, it's like.... you just had to be there, Man.

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I hope one of my eye lashes fall out so I can make a wish to switch spots with Mittens.

*Mittens is the name I gave to the cat in the photo.

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Hello down there. My name is Kitler.

don't let me go to lolcats!!!

I'm terribly, terribly embarrassed to say what I'm about to admit. I won't blame you if you judge me. I have found myself at www.lolcats.com way too much these last couple days. And what a ludicrous couple days these have been because of that. I'm shaking my fist to you lol cats, shame on you!

Not long ago, I used to be on the other side of the lol cats fan base. Ah, those were simpler times. I feel there are two kinds of people in this world. Guys & girls. Jk. The two kinds of people in this world are: those who gain satisfaction from lol cats and those who wouldn't go to lolcats.com if it cured cancer.

I despised lol cats. I was the one to mock them. I thought, who actually enjoys this nonsense??

This new found fetish for lolcats.com has also given me a new admiration for the felines. A month ago, I wouldn't have gotten nearly as much joy out of this as I do today:

*SIGH* well it is getting late, I better log off and go to lolca..... I mean.... uh..... bed. Yeah, I need to go to.... bed.

I have a problem.

cats vs. dogs.

I feel like I should take a slight break from zombie week. I apologize if my brain cupcake post grossed anybody out. But hey, it's zombie week and I just had to.

I found this interesting thing about dogs and cats. Check it out. I got it from: http://www.onlineschools.org/blog/cats-vs-dogs/


Via: Online Schools